Q: When giving Baby Teague a bath, what is the ideal water temperature?
A: Lukewarm.

The weird thing is that this "joke" came up naturally during the course of Luke's bath last night. Apparently, until the last remains of the umbilical cord fall off, you aren't allowed to give your baby a bath in which they are submerged in water. So last night Jeanine and I were tag-team sponge-bathing him -- each with our own sink and washrags -- when Jeanine asked me how hot the water was that I was using on him. I answered "lukewarm" and we both just kind of stared for a second or two until it registered.