QotM. #0351:
Mommy: "Do we have sunscreen? Yes...good. We need sunscreen so we don't get..."
Luke: "Sun germs!"
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Mommy: "Do we have sunscreen? Yes...good. We need sunscreen so we don't get..."
Luke: "Sun germs!"
Daddy: "What did baby Jesus sleep in?"
Luke: "Hay!"
Daddy: "And why did baby Jesus sleep in the hay?"
Luke: "Because he loves hay."
Luke: "Mommy, Mommy! Why can't I see anything?"
Daddy {being awesome at 5:30am for getting up instead of Mommy}: "It's because it's nighttime and you're asleep."
Luke: "Well, I sure wish that would change."
Mommy: "Do you need me to change your diaper?"
Silas: "No, zoo."
Mommy: "Well, we can change your diaper AND go to the zoo. Do you need me to change your diaper?"
Silas: "No, just zoo."
Luke: "Who has blackwall tires?"
Mommy: "Not Lightning McQueen!"
Luke: "Because they're bland?"
Anyone who has seen Cars 100+ times might get this. ;)
"When you were a baby, Mommy, who drove this car around?"
Mommy: "Do you remember so-and-so's Mommy?"
Luke: "No, I don't think so...wait, does she have wrinkled hair?"
"Two sames, Mommy! Two sames!"
- Silas finding two of the "same" zebra from his Noah's ark set
Luke {pointing to a gumball machine}: "Do we have any money?"
Daddy: "No, not now."
Luke: "Maybe you can go to work and buy some."
Kid running up to Luke at the park: "If you have more than one octopus, it's octopi, not octopuses."
Luke: "...what?"
Kid: "Octopi if you have more than one octopus..."
Luke: "...Octopus starts with 'O'!"
Kid {smiling}: "Yeah."
"Oh no! I got some puddle juice in my rain boots!"
Mommy: "What do you want to do for dinner?"
Daddy: "Maybe we can order some P-I-Z-Z-A."
Luke: "Is that pizza?"
Daddy: "Yes! How did you learn how to spell pizza?"
Luke: "I used my head."
Silas {scribbling on a piece of paper then pausing to look at Luke and point to his page}: "What's that?"
Luke: "A dinosaur. A Teradactyl."
Silas {more scribbling, pause}: "What's that?"
Luke: "A yo-yo."
Silas {scribble, pause}: "What's that?"
Luke: "A 'D'."
Silas {scribble, pause}: "What's that?"
Luke: "A boat. A sailboat."
Silas {pointing to his page}: "That's a butterfly!"
But the other ones were obviously correct...
"Mommy, look! It's a boy-girl!"
- pointing to a guy with a mullet; thankfully it wasn't very loud
"Ready, set, go!"
- said all within 1 sec. of every ride as soon as he was buckled in at American Adventures
Luke {picking a sticker up off the floor}: "I've never seen this one before!"
Mommy: "Yes, I don't know where it came from."
Luke: "It came from the floor!"
"Aw, man! Silas took the cars out of the line! He didn't do it when he was 1, but he did it today!"
(Silas becoming 2 is an obvious distinction in Luke's mind.)