QotM. #0402:
In the spirit of yesterday's QotM...
Luke: "You went to a wedding today?"
Mommy: "Yes."
Luke: "To get a new boy?"
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In the spirit of yesterday's QotM...
Luke: "You went to a wedding today?"
Mommy: "Yes."
Luke: "To get a new boy?"
Luke: "Why do you always run every morning?"
Daddy: "So I can grow old and watch you have babies."
Luke: "What? That's not how you grow a baby."
Daddy: "How does it happen?"
Luke: "This is how you grow a baby: first you get married. Then, that makes a baby."
"There's music in my hand!"
- Silas hanging on to his precious kazoozaphone
Luke {during naptime}: "Mommy, I'm awake!"
Mommy: "Luke, it's naptime. I need you to go to sleep. Mommy's going to try to take a nap, too, so you have to go to sleep."
Luke: "Will you wake me up when it's time to get up?"
Mommy: "Yes."
Luke: "How will you know if you're asleep?"
Luke: "How do you know where your home is once you get to space?"
Mommy: "What do you mean?"
Luke: "You look back, and it's just a circle..."
"How do you know when to wake up in the morning if your eyes are closed?"
Silas: "I get married."
Mommy: "You're getting married?"
Silas: "Yes."
Luke: "I want to get married, too."
Mommy: "Who to?"
Luke: "You."
Mommy: "Well, I'm already married. You have to pick another girl to get married to."
Luke: "...I don't know who."
Mommy: "You don't have to know who to yet. People get married when they're much older."
Luke: "Like 10?"
Mommy: "Even older."
Luke: "13???"
Daddy: "Now, Luke. I want you to be quiet your whole nap, okay? No talking."
Luke: "But Daddy! My mouth doesn't know how to stop talking...these words...they just have to come out!"
"I think God got really tired making the whole world!"
Silas (pointing out the car window): "Look! My swim class!"
Luke: "Could you touch [the bottom]?"
Silas: "No."
Luke: "I'm sorry to hear that."
Luke: "How old was I when I was at the beach?"
Daddy: "You were 3 when we went to Hilton Head, and you were 4 when we went to Hawaii. Why do you ask?
Luke: "Because I didn't know it."
Of course!
"We get our shoes on. We go there."
- after looking through some pictures from our Hilton Head vacation
Luke: "Mommy, what are you doing?"
Mommy: "I'm getting Zoe some food."
Luke: "I can do that!"
Mommy: "I know you can. You're good at that. But I'm almost done, so I'm going to finish it."
Luke: "Where's Daddy?"
Mommy: "He's in the office."
Luke: "I thought he was in the garage."
Mommy: "No, he's in the office."
Luke: "How do you know so much?"
"Mommy, don't walk next to a tornado because it will be hard to walk!"
Silas: "Mommy, watch me jump!"
{jumps down the stairs}
Mommy: "Wow! You are so big!"
Silas: "I am so big. Thank you!"
"God, thank you for not letting it rain for soccer practice. But God, we're done with soccer practice now. You can let it rain now."
Tiffany: "Do you like cars?"
Luke: "No, I like girls."
"How does Daddy take a little nap at work? There aren't any beds!"
During a game of Sequence...
Luke {looking at his overturned cards for the first time}: "Alligator, lion, turtle..."
Mommy: "Luke, don't tell me what you've got!"
Luke: "No, Mommy, I'm telling myself."