QotM. #0406:
Okay, so this is not a quote from either of my kids, but I thought it was hilarious. This was from Luke's first soccer game...
Coach: "Kick it to Ben!"
Kid: "To who?"
Coach: "Ben."
Kid: "Which one?"
Coach: "The one with the brown hair."
Kid {pointing}: "That one?"
Coach: "Yes."
Kid {still pointing}: "Him?"
Coach: "Just kick it straight."
Kid: "To Ben?"
Coach: "Yes." {kick...finally}