QotM. #0407:
At the Georgia Aquarium yesterday in front of the beluga whales...
Aquarium worker {on a microphone}: "As you might notice, the beluga whales are in mating mode, so if you have any youngsters that don't need to see the birds and the bees, we've got some sea otters right through that door."
Luke {loud enough so most people could hear}: "Birds and bees?? They have birds and bees at the aquarium, too??"