QotM. #0564:
"If I was a girl, I'd want a baby in my tummy, cause I want to see what it feels like."
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"If I was a girl, I'd want a baby in my tummy, cause I want to see what it feels like."
Luke {after unwrapping baby girl clothes from a friend}: "It's a good thing it's girl clothes!"
Mommy: "Why? Wouldn't you wear this?"
Luke: "No. It's a 'pretty'."
After watching the Jonah Veggie Tales movie...
Luke: "Hey, Mommy, guess where I DON'T want to go?"
Mommy: "Where?"
Luke: "Ninevah."
Mommy: "Luke, is there anyone from school you'd like to have over to play?"
Luke: "Yes...I think I want to have over the bad kid."
Mommy: "Why?"
Luke: "I think I can make him nice."
Luke: "Is the baby going to be naked when she comes out?"
Mommy: "Yes."
Luke {incredulously}: "NAKED?!?!"
Luke: "I know someone who can't go to work."
Daddy: "Who?"
Luke: "Pregnant mommies."
Daddy: "Why?"
Luke: "They might bump into things with their big tummies."
Luke: "When I get to be a daddy, I'm going to work at Gametap. And then I'm going to work where you are. And then I'm going to go to college."
Daddy: "What are you going to do at college?"
Luke: "I don't know. I've never been there before."
Daddy: "At college, you learn really hard stuff."
Luke: "...I think at college I'll learn how to snap."
Luke: "Knock, knock!"
Silas: "Who's there?"
Luke: "Me!"
Luke: "Knock, knock!"
Silas: "Who's there?"
Luke: "Me!"
Luke: "Knock, knock!"
Silas: "Who's there?"
Luke: "Me!"
...
- overheard their first night in the same room
"No, Silas! Stay in here! This is the happy room!"
- Luke after Silas tried to go in the "sick" room at the doctor's office for his 3-year check-up. They have a smiley face icon on the "well" room and a sad face on the "sick" room.
"From up here you look so teeny, tiny! It looks like you're little people, and we're the big people."
- Luke on top of his bunk bed
Daddy: "What do you think, guys? Should I run for president?"
Silas; "Yes!"
Daddy: "I don't know...I think it might be a hard job."
Silas: "Can I just see you do it one time?"