QotM. #0662:
Luke had a friend over to play the other day, and I eavesdropped on their conversation...
Friend {while playing a game}: "If I win, I rock. And if you win, you rock."
Luke: "Rock what?...does that mean you win?"
Luke: "One time, a mouse fell off the fence and Zoe killed it!"
Friend {shocked}: "You have a sister named Zoe?"
Silas {while praying over the lunch}: "Thank you, God, for giving us friends."